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Old Sep 05, 2006, 09:38 PM // 21:38   #3821
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because he gets paid to.

why do dingoes attack little children?
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Old Sep 05, 2006, 11:46 PM // 23:46   #3822
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because they are easy prey


Why do we charge our cell phones?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 05:36 AM // 05:36   #3823
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because willpower alone will not power electronics

why do batteries have acid in them?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #3824
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self-defence mechanism.

why do bunnies like carrots?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 06:57 AM // 06:57   #3825
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cuz they like carrots...

why are carrots orange?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 07:05 AM // 07:05   #3826
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they stole the colour from oranges

why is an orange (fruit) called the colour it resembles?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11   #3827
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cause the guy who named it wasnt very original

why are worthers originals so addictive?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46   #3828
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because you'tre over 85 years old

Where's the wammo?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #3829
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right here

Whats a wammo?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 08:52 AM // 08:52   #3830
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A giant hammer with mending on it

does mending really make you invincible?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54   #3831
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Wammo, noun, A pixellated character with Warrior as the primary profession and monk as the secondary profession, usually casts Mending before a fight. verb, To Wammo, To cast Mending very fast and insult other players

and, no, you're not the wammo!

Curse you Aquila!!

Of course mending makes you invincible....at least all wammos think so!


Where is the wammo?
[the - the definite article]
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #3832
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around ascalon it does

ascalon is hardcore, right?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 08:59 AM // 08:59   #3833
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Oh, acalon's way hardcore, it has rurik and a load of charr in it

And the wammo has probably got a life, either that or he's hiding from the wammo police

touche beaver

Why does ascalon have to get blown up in the searing?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 11:53 AM // 11:53   #3834
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because that way we can talk about the "good" times, before the charr.

Why is it you can never have enough HDD space?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #3835
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because the programs very quietly and sneakily grow and grow and grow!

what do you get when you fall in love?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #3836
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hurt


Why do we fall in love more often then we should?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #3837
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because it's a lesson we never truly learn ...

is that so wrong though?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #3838
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possibly



Why do we drink water?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 01:37 PM // 13:37   #3839
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to have healthy skin.

why does smoke get in your eyes?
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Old Sep 06, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #3840
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because we dont have a protective covering over them


Why does the sun have to cause cancer?
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